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The Fast & Furious Diet - Dieter Jenna is furious with old diet plan and is determined to set things straight. Will she succeed?  Oh mommy!  click to continue

The Day the Diet Rains Came Up & Flooded the Valley of Thin - An increase in weight isn't the only increase when it comes to obesity.  Grab those tissues - this one's going to be a Diet Tear-Jerker. click to continue

Dessert Island - Is not getting a handle on those dessert calories getting a love handle on you?  Then this article's for you. click to continue

Body Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's frame size.  Click here to continue

Up Diet Creek Without a Paddle - Dealing with diet suckholes. The four winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't have a paddle in sight.  She heard the rumbling waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder what a waterfall was doing in a creek.  click to continue

Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting Pays Off on Those Weight Scales - A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes there.  A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless piece of fake cheese there.  When dieting pays off in a big weigh...  click to continue

 

Diet Boot Camp - Diet Tips for Weight Loss Success

 
 
Lift That Pinky When You Eat With Me

by Sergeant Slaughter

If you need to lose weight, then slow down when you're eating!  It's the number one reason why you got that gut and butt in the first place.  

If you're poking food in as fast as you can eat it, you're not enjoying each and every bite.  You're not satisfying your chewing urge.  

You're also taking in more air than the Goodyear Blimp.  You'll generally discover that right about bedtime, too.

Make meal times, good times.  Make them last; savor your grub.  As an example, I like to eat my navy beans, one bean at a time.

 

Diet & Dining Etiquette
  • Slow down!
  • Put on a little music.  I like God Bless America, myself.
  • Set the table with elegant military-green dinnerware.
  • Light a few candles. (Be sure to remove any grenades from the area before lighting candles.)
  • Shake the mothballs off that tux or gown and dress up for your daily rations.
  • Get out the wine glasses and fill them with sparkling water and a slice of lemon or lime.  Or try something totally rash like a slice of orange or whole strawberry.
  • If the phone rings, let freedom ring.
  • And lift that pinky when you eat with me!

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I'm Going to Get You, You Dirty Diet You! - Is your diet plan creating a weight gain?  Then it may be time to blow it up before it blows you up!  click to continue

Diet Turnip Truck - Diet out of control? Don't fall off the Diet Turnip Truck just yet.  click to continue

"I am the vine and ye are the branches; He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit; for without me, ye can do nothing." ~ St. John 15:5

"I am the vine and ye are the branches; He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit; for without me, ye can do nothing." ~ St. John 15:5

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Things You Need to Know Before You Begin Any Diet - Before attempting to subscribe to any weight loss plan it’s imperative to know the amount of food that you are currently eating and what proportions you will be eating when you begin your diet.  Let’s ask ourselves some very important questions before we began.  click to continue

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